New low: just hacked my moms facebook
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
