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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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