Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Randomize
