i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You ruined the universe
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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