He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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