She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
