Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize