Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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