this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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