Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
