DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
