Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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