The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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