so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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