Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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