is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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