btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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