Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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