i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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