Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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