People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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