When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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