About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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