My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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