we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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