i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
