..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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