just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
then he tried to convert me to islam
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
