a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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