i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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