Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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