Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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