that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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