16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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