She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just want nice things and good sex
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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