she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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