I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Then you guys just all showered together...?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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