I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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