We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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