She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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