i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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