Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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