I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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