please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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