My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
