And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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