He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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