I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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