he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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