found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
