$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
did i walk over a car last night?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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