I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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