we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
