guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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