remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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