Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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