I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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